February 2012
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Anonymous asked: How can I kindly tell my roommate...
theavengersshouldnttext:
DEAREST ANONYMOUS, READ THE FOLLOWING ALOUD TO YOUR MATE OF ROOMING:
GREETINGS, MATE OF ROOMING. I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. THE THUNDEROUS NOISE THAT EMANATES FROM YOUR NASAL CAVITIES IS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS LOVELY MAN/WOMAN (I CANNOT TELL YOUR SEX BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS GRAY AND NONDESCRIPT. INSERT WHICHEVER APPLIES) TO REST AND REPLENISH HIM/HERSELF. YOU SHOULD...
Anonymous asked: Tony, is Cap as apple-pie as he...
theavengersshouldnttext:
Every inch of Steve is exactly as apple-pie as he seems.
And yes, that was meant to be taken that way.
xx
Tony
AWWWWW.
Anonymous asked: So Tony, Cap, what’s your...
theavengersshouldnttext:
Ton has this adorable habit of talking in his sleep. Most of the time, he just goes on and on about his projects (I finally get him to bed and hes working in his sleep…) but sometimes he talks to Jarvis, and it is both cute and hilarious.
-Cap
Steve sometimes eats food I know he doesnt like just to be polite, sketches me in his head while im talking, and uses the...
idowhatiwantthor asked: Tony, the hulking out...
theavengersshouldnttext:
We’ve tried SO MANY different materials that I’ve lost count, and somehow they’ve all ended up destroyed. It is a losing battle, my friend. A losing and very costly battle.
-Tony
So far, the only way we have found to stop all hulk-related destruction is to put Clint in front of him. Hulk wont hurt him.
-Steve
Awww, you poor guys. You try so hard. Also….Is...
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Anonymous asked: Thor, if you had to pick a male...
theavengersshouldnttext:
I KNOW NOT OF WHOM I WOULD LAY AND FALL INTO SLUMBER WITH. BUT SINCE YOU ASKED, DEAR ANONYMOUS, THE MAN OF IRON WOULD LIKELY BE MY PARTNER OF CHOICE TO SLIP INTO A SEMI-CONSCIOUS STATE WITH.
-THOR
Whoa man, I’m flattered, and I mean, who can resist this, but I like my men more on the apple pie side and kinky
-Tony
TONY!!!! JESUS!!!
-Cap
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Anonymous asked: Please don’t hit me! But I’ve...
lilmissdango:
profoundly-bonded:
No, anon, don’t worry! I’ll be glad to explain it to you. Okay, so - why do people ship Tony/Steve so much?
The Steve/Tony manifesto is probably the best place to get started, and I’ve already kind of answered this a little bit here, but-
Basically,
They’re best, best friends. Despite coming from completely different worlds, the past and the future somehow...
lilmissdango:
I felt really uneasy last night. Kept waking up, my breathing was heavy, and I kept getting this weird feeling that something unwelcome was in the house.
I still have a kind of uneasy feeling. My throat keeps getting tight and my stomach keeps clenching. =3= I don’t like this feeling. It’s making me really uneasy and jumpy…
Maybe you’re worrying about...
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Dear Tony,
lilmissdango:
It’s still not a mop.
I’ve been gone a long time, but I think I know what a mop looks like.
IT’S A FUCKING MOP. IT IS. A. FUCKING. MOP. HOW IS THAT NOT A MOP?! IT’S THE NEW AGE STEVE, GET IT TOGETHER. TIMES ARE DIFFERENT NOW. OK?!